Total Medals Earned: 211 (From 60 different games.) Total Medal Score: 2,545 Points
Medals Earned: 1/1 (10/10 points)
Find an empty stall
Medals Earned: 1/1 (5/5 points)
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 1/2 (5/30 points)
Medals Earned: 1/2 (10/60 points)
Help Jack get to Culvers!
Medals Earned: 2/8 (30/415 points)
touch enemy or spike... not sooo clever!
That's the way things work!
kill the first enemy!
mastered the first floor!
found a gun!
kill the Evil End Boss!
maximum level experience!
Medals Earned: 3/10 (15/160 points)
start the game
die in less than 10 seconds
survive more than 10 seconds
die without moving
survive more than 30 seconds
survive more than 60 seconds
Medals Earned: 11/20 (75/375 points)
Call in some friends for some massive mayhem.
You've got a pretty good basketball shot!
That's a pretty good kick!
Splat! She's flat for real now.
You have mastered the Tao of Darnell.
Like a Samurai Warrior!
Heeeeeeeeeeeere's you!
That there crowbar's fixed her up good!
Give the Shotgun a go!
You have crossed the moral event horizon.
The rarest pokemon in Gensokyo.
Sometimes a change of scenery is nice.
You have mastered all the tools of your trade.
Kill her 50 times.
Do it like Shotgun Man
Insane! That's over a 100 kills!
Medals Earned: 2/14 (10/515 points)
Launch Madness: Off-Color.
Try out Experiment Mode.
Die.
Killcount: 50
Killcount: 100
Killcount: 200
Killcount: 300
Equip Pico's Uzi (1/1000 Drop Chance)
Be a homie and look at the credits.
Medals Earned: 1/2 (5/55 points)
you gave tom your gift!
Give tom 10,000 gifts
Medals Earned: 7/16 (40/90 points)
Thanks for purchasing our new OS!
Monkeh, monkeh.
Don't harass me its just a reference!
Ur PC is slow
Purchase an item!
He watches...
"There's nobody here."
See your new pet fish!
You don't have one.
Medium Ham is only limited to playing 1 video.
Uh oh!
Keep it clean and sweep up those mines!
Think, just have a little time to think about some stuff...
RIP Shrek 9/11/01